Oh yeah, I am starting this at 266 lbs.

Big blubber bastard can't even see his dick when it's soft. WTF? All you bitches watch. I'm gonna work on my core, eat vegan, and drink a bung-load of water. You won't recognize me at the end of the year. All skinny, with a jaw line and muscles. Goodbye, old clothes.

No more getting winded ascending the stairs.

No more self-made mozzarella cheese stick arby's sauce sandwiches.

No more nine-serving bags of Combos eaten in one sitting.

No more 44-oz mountain dew to rot my teeth and make me fat and sluggish.

I'ma shit out toxins like I'm gettin' paid. Alkalize.