Been a while, still losing not gaining.

ANAL BULIMIA. This is an eating disorder that I am considering to keep up my losing streak. You just overuse laxatives and then blow everything you eat out of your asshole. Sounds like it's right up my alley. Pun intended.

Anyway I am down 22 lbs. since my initial weigh-in. This has me feeling good and hopeful. I STILL haven't signed up for a gym or began working out on a regular basis. This is unacceptable. Phil equals weight loss. So keep it up, me. And drink more prune juice.